epic-humor:

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

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child-of-clay:

im-electric-sympathy:

i made sum pancakes

oh my god are you shitting me

(Source: im-electricsympathy, via adiemarner)

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

(via dothemonkeydance)

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Abraham Hicks (via bnakey)

(Source: fandhm, via weaponsofclassdestruction)

tveitsradioinmyhead:

pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

i am so done with this website

(via drummerlisa)